Penn Jillette Slams Donald Trump’s Hair in New Book: “Looks Like Cotton Candy Made of P*ss”

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Penn Jillette Slams Donald Trump’s Hair in New Book: “Looks Like Cotton Candy Made of P*ss”

Penn Jillette, one half of Penn and Teller, slams “carnival barker” Donald Trump in his new book, “Every Day is an Atheist Holiday.” An excerpt of the book was posted on Salon.com and also included a slam on his head:

“Trump’s hair is a lot better than mine—but as I sat there for hours half listening to Donald carry on, it struck me exactly what his hair looked like. It looks like cotton candy made of piss.”

Penn Jillette had more to say about Donald Trump’s ridiculous show, “The Celebrity Apprentice:”

“The Celebrity Apprentice” is easy like junior high is easy. All the arithmetic, the creative writing and the history are super simple, but like junior high, you do that easy work surrounded by people who are full-tilt hormone-raging bugnutty. Everyone is panicked, desperate, yelling, swearing, attacking, backstabbing, failing to get laid and acting crazy. With all this drama, any sane person just wants to do more algebra. “The Celebrity Apprentice” is junior high with a better brand of acne cover-up.

Penn Jillette also targeted Clay Aiken in the book:

‘One day while shooting, I’d had a heart-to-heart talk with Clay Aiken. I would have preferred waterboarding. I don’t like heart-to-heart talks with anyone, but Clay Aiken? Strap me to the board, and put the wet towels over my face. Drowning sounds nice.’

 

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 Penn Jillette Slams Donald Trumps Hair in New Book: Looks Like Cotton Candy Made of P*ss
Janet Shan is a freelance journalist, blogger and social media consultant. Janet specializes in political and social commentary, as well as business writing. She is the founder and managing editor of the Hinterland Gazette. She is putting the finishing touches on her new novel, a mystery based in the hills on Montego Bay, Jamaica.