“Saturday Night Live” open with a rebuke of Paula Broadwell, reading excerpts from her biography, “All In,” about married ex-lover, former CIA Director David Petraeus. Paula Broadwell read sexually explicit excerpts from the book to a shocked C-SPAN audience:
“Delaram, Afghanistan, July 2010. Lock the door, Paula,’ said General Petraeus. And with my skirt still hiked up above my waist, I wordlessly obeyed.”
“The deadbolt slid into place with a loud thunk, and I knew the junior officers outside could easily tell what was going on, but I was beyond caring. The general reached into his desk drawer and pulled something out. ‘Put this on, Paula.’ It was a synthetic wig cut Louise Brooks-style and cotton candy pink. ‘No, David, it makes me feel like a dirty girl,’ I whispered. ‘But you are a dirty girl, Paula,’ he replied. ‘You’re my dirty girl. Now get on that couch.’” Source
The scandal was also mocked on the “Weekend Update” with Seth Meyers, saying that it’s no surprise Florida is involved, referencing the Jill Kelley connection.
Watch Broadwell’s explicit revelations below: