Dumbass: Johnnie Gooden Jr. was arrested after claiming to be the newly adopted son of First Lady Michelle Obama and asking a teller at a Chase Bank branch in Bryan, TX, to give him access to her account. The bank teller asked Gooden to leave, but he refused despite being told Mrs. Obama didn’t have an account there. He was arrested after police were called on reports of a ‘suspicious customer.’
The Houston Chronicle reports Johnnie Gooden Jr. told police that “Mrs. Obama contacted him through Facebook and adopted him and he was now trying to get money out of her bank account.”
It’s no surprise to learn that this ‘genius’ has outstanding warrants for resisting arrest and assault on a public servant. He was also charged with pot possession after police found a bag of marijuana in his shorts pocket.
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