NEWSFLASH: TX Gov. Rick Perry will end his presidential campaign Thursday and will endorse Newt Gingrich, Politico reports. Boy, will I miss the gaffes coming from Rick Perry on the campaign trail and during the debates.
Some where in Texas, a village is missing an idiot. Once again, Rick Perry draws a blank on which three agencies he would cut, Think Progress reports. Why is this fool still in the race for the Republican presidential nomination? First Read: “During a radio interview this morning, he was […]
Gov. Rick Perry Going Back to Texas to Reassess Presidential Campaign After 5th Place Finish in Iowa Caucus
GOP presidential hopeful Rick Perry says he’s going back to Texas to reassess his campaign after resounding defeat in Iowa caucus. He isn’t going to South Carolina tomorrow as he had initially stated. This sounds like someone who’s about to drop his bid for the GOP presidential nomination. Um, why […]
Rick Perry played the Tim Tebow card during Fox News presidential debate. He said he hopes he’s the Tim Tebow of the Iowa caucuses. Um, Tim Tebow has talents We’re still trying to figure out what’s Rick Perry’s claim to fame.
GOP presidential hopeful Gov. Rick Perry challenges Nancy Pelosi to public debate, aims to highlight his ineptitude even more. GOP presidential candidate Rick Perry sent a letter to Nancy Pelosi challenging her to a public debate. Um, Rick, Nancy Pelosi isn’t the one running for the presidency nor is she […]
Rick Perry Invents New Word, Says Europe has Forewithall to Deal with Debt Crisis. Texas governor and GOP presidential hopeful Rick Perry says Europe has forewithall to deal with debt crisis, thereby inventing a new word. The man couldn’t make it through a debate without putting his foot in his […]
Rick Perry thinks China will end up on ash heap of history if they don’t change their virtues. Rick Perry thinks the Communist China government will end up like Reagan warned about Russia, on the “ash heap of history.” I would love to hear China’s response to that comment. We’ll […]
GOP presidential hopeful Rick Perry tries to save campaign after brain freeze during his comments about which government agencies he would close if elected. Rick Perry tries to save campaign after brain freeze during last night’s presidential debates and pundits on both sides have come out swinging.This was such a […]
The Economist isn’t feeling Rick Perry’s new Iowa ad “I’m a doer, not a talker,” in which he shrugs off his failings as a communicator. Sounds like another Texas governor we know? George W. Bush. “Not to be overly pedantic, but talking is a kind of doing. Indeed, talking is primarily how one […]