SNL Mocks David Petraeus Ex-Mistress Paula Broadwell Reading Excerpts from “All In”

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SNL Mocks David Petraeus Ex-Mistress Paula Broadwell Reading Excerpts from “All In”

“Saturday Night Live” open with a rebuke of Paula Broadwell, reading excerpts from her biography, “All In,” about married ex-lover, former CIA Director David Petraeus. Paula Broadwell read sexually explicit excerpts from the book to a shocked C-SPAN audience:

“Delaram, Afghanistan, July 2010. Lock the door, Paula,’ said General Petraeus. And with my skirt still hiked up above my waist, I wordlessly obeyed.”

“The deadbolt slid into place with a loud thunk, and I knew the junior officers outside could easily tell what was going on, but I was beyond caring. The general reached into his desk drawer and pulled something out. ‘Put this on, Paula.’ It was a synthetic wig cut Louise Brooks-style and cotton candy pink. ‘No, David, it makes me feel like a dirty girl,’ I whispered. ‘But you are a dirty girl, Paula,’ he replied. ‘You’re my dirty girl. Now get on that couch.’” Source

The scandal was also mocked on the “Weekend Update” with Seth Meyers, saying that it’s no surprise Florida is involved, referencing the Jill Kelley connection.

Watch Broadwell’s explicit revelations below:

REPORT: FBI Viewed David Petraeus Affair as a Criminal Matter, Not Intelligence Breach

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REPORT:  FBI Viewed David Petraeus Affair as a Criminal Matter, Not Intelligence Breach (Photo credit: Talk Radio News Service)

Heads should be rolling over former CIA Director David Petraeus affair scandal after his resignation came out of left field. I wondered why the FBI didn’t notify the White House about the retired general’s affair with Paula Broadwell. Well, the FBI considered it a criminal matter, not one of intelligence.

The sources said agents followed department guidelines that generally bar sharing information about developing criminal investigations. The FBI is also aware of its history under former director J. Edgar Hoover of playing politics and digging into the lives of public figures. As one official said, the rules are designed to protect people (both private and elected officials) when negative information about them arises in the course of a criminal investigation that is not a crime.

The FBI’s focus was on whether laws were broken, in this case whether federal cyber-harassment statutes were violated. The sources emphasized that Petraeus himself was never the focus of the investigation, nor did it turn up evidence he broke any law.

The focus was on his biographer, Paula Broadwell, with whom he had the affair that ended with his resignation as CIA director last week.

 REPORT:  FBI Viewed David Petraeus Affair as a Criminal Matter, Not Intelligence Breach

Paula Broadwell Identified as Woman With Whom Gen. David Petraeus Had Extra-Marital Affair

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Paula Broadwell Identified as Woman With Whom Gen. David Petraeus Had Extra-Marital Affair

Paula Broadwell has been identified as the woman with whom CIA Director Gen. David Petraeus had extra-marital affair. She was reportedly his biographer. The affair was discovered in the course of an investigation by the FBI. Paula Broadwell wrote his biography, “All In,” and had extensive access to him. Ms. Broadwell, who is married with two children, lives in Charlotte, NC.