Twitter reacts as you would expect to news of Donald Trump’s former fixer Michael Cohen’s prison sentence: “Individual 1 just filled his diaper.”
Cohen was sentenced to 36 months in prison on 9 charges, including campaign finance violations stemming from hush money payments to Trump’s mistresses, Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal, before the 2016 presidential election.
Hillary Clinton is partying with Beyoncé in India.
Michael Cohen is going to the hoosegow.
Individual 1 probably just filled his diaper.
This is hilarious.
— Imani Gandy Cane 🎅🏿🎄🕯 (@AngryBlackLady) December 12, 2018
— Frank Thorp V (@frankthorp) December 12, 2018
If Michael Cohen got 3 years for his crimes, wouldn't you hate to be the man who ordered him to commit them?#TrumpForPrison2020
— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) December 12, 2018
Today Michael Cohen will be sentenced to substantial jail time for his role in the Trump criminal enterprise and the rigging of an election. We will then depose him under oath in order to fully disclose all of the facts to the American people. Trump is in a lot of trouble.
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) December 12, 2018
Why did Michael Cohen have a change of heart? Because he got caught.
— Lisa Waldron (@Lisa_Waldron712) December 12, 2018
Remember how cocky Michael Cohen was a year ago & now he’s going to jail for 3 years. Gear up Individual-1, you’re next on Mueller’s list. pic.twitter.com/0FpOUZukjy
— May Star (@callmeminxiemay) December 12, 2018
It’s important to step back and think about how stunning this is. The lawyer for the president is going to jail. With all the chaos swirling around the White House for the last two years, it’s easy to forget how remarkable that is. https://t.co/rG8QbFJBLG
— Michael D. Shear (@shearm) December 12, 2018
Michael Cohen: just sentenced to 36 months
Manafort: in prison
Flynn: awaiting sentencing
Don Jr: under investigation
Individual-1: too stupid to understand just how fucked he is
Hillary: enjoying a nice walk in the woods, probably
Me: laughing at all you "lock her up" morons
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) December 12, 2018
MICHAEL COHEN ACCEPTS TRUMP’S CHIEF OF STAFF JOB …COHEN WILL ADVISE BY iPHONE FROM PRISON UNTIL TRUMP ARRIVES IN PERSON …FUX/NEWSFLASH pic.twitter.com/1Hhhc7MDgx
— DERF (@UNCLEFREDDY36) December 12, 2018
Michael Cohen IRL rn pic.twitter.com/FgP0YUnnr1
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) December 12, 2018
Something tells me that the people close to Michael Cohen need to keep an eye on him up until he has to surrender on March 6. My intuitional radar is going off the charts. The dude is not stable.
— Andrea (@SpecialKrypto) December 12, 2018