The 25 Best Christian Pickup Lines

Christian Pickup Lines
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You know how funny and cheesy they can be. Some can even be weird. Anyway, there are loads of them, and this post will lay more emphasis on the best 25 of these pick-up lines out there. Let’s take a journey into Christian humor.

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives. He never met you.

We all know he had 700 wives, this particular pickup lines actually make a mockery of Solomon’s wives and portrays the lady as what Solomon needed to have stopped taking more wives.

Oh, I’m sorry. I was just admiring God’s creation.

Simply put, you can use this when a lady has noticed you have been gazing at her.

We’ve been friends for a while, but how would you feel about a lifelong Companion?

If you would like to take your relationship to another level, this is a perfect line for that.

So, I was reading the book of Numbers the other day, and realized, I don’t have yours.

Maybe you have that colleague you really liked at work or church, and you don’t have their number. Then, this is for you.

Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles, and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for two people.

If you want to let her know she’s too special to you, you can use this.

Do you know the story of Jericho? How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

Probably, you’ve fallen for someone, and they are having a hard time falling for you.

Would you walk to the altar with me; let’s hold hands, though?

Anybody could walk to the altar. However, if they hold hands, that’s marriage!

I would part the Red Sea for you.

Oh well, parting the red sea means you are ready to do anything, anything at all for the person you’re using the line on.

I like my girls the same way I like my Bibles.

This line says and preaches modesty. Bible is always covered. So, you can use this to let her know you like the fact that she’s modest in her dressing.

If you’re looking for a man with good credit, Jesus paid my debt.

A good and funny way of saying you’re doing just very fine financially, and she’s not going to be in need.

I know you’re not the mother of Jesus, but I’d like to “Mary” you.

Mary sure looks like “Marry,” isn’t it?

If you got any hotter, God would have to send another flood.

Now, that’s one hell of a line! If you want to compliment someone’s look, especially if they look dazzling. This is for you.

If it’s true that you should love your neighbor, I’m going to buy the house right next to yours.

Do you want to say you love her in a cheesy way? This is so right on!

I know you’ve accepted Jesus into your heart, but is there still room for me?

A subtle way of saying you love them, and you’ll like for them to open their heart for you.

I didn’t know angels flew this low.

A guy would use this on a lady. As a guy, when you use this line, you make her feel adorable and angelic! An angel on earth!

I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I’m being led to Bethlehem.

Bethlehem is a very special place for all Christians. Who hasn’t read of the story? It is where Jesus was born. This line means you’re seeing the person as being special, and you can’t wait to be with them as they are indeed special.

Baby, you’re just like water, except Jesus turned you into fine.

Water is good! Wine is great and fine! Jesus turned water to wine in the bible. Now, you’re saying it isn’t water to wine anymore, but wine to fine! , and that’s what you feel about who you’re telling this pick-up line.

Is your name Faith? Because you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.

You can use this to describe how you’ve been waiting and hoping for someone like her or him before.

I was in my prayer closet when the Lord showed me your face; I’m your Boaz.

This is a cheesy line that you can use when you’re trying to tell that church lady of yours that you are the right man for them.

Hey, girl, do you need to build an ark? Because I Noah guy!

“Noah” does sound like “Know a” right?  Should the girl need an ark (need something), you know a guy that could do just that (which is you!).

You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.

A perfect flattering pick up line!

Some other Christian pick-up lines are:

You’re proof that evolution is false because it would take all eternity for someone to get as good looking as you!

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But do you want to pray with me? And hold hands, maybe?

I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parent’s basement, but I swear to you I’m storing up treasure in heaven, and my mansion is going to rock.” If this doesn’t get her, nothing else will.

I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls (persistent and tenacious!)

There you have it! The above are the best Christian pickup lines out there that you could try out! Nothing stops you from starting a conversation with your crush using a Christian pickup line. In fact, it shows how creative and dynamic you actually are. These Christian pickup lines mentioned above are as funny and cheesy as they can be! You can use any of these lines to make your crush or the person you are admiring blush. Good luck as you try your luck with him or her using any of these pickup lines.

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